1. Who are you? A: Its not too hard to find out!
  2. How can I find what I’m looking for? A: Scroll down for the search bar or click on the magnifying glass top right of the homepage.  Another way to find what you looking for is to scroll down to Categories and search for a specific subject.
  3. How can I ask a general question? A: Click on ‘comment’ and ask away I will do my best to respond and will do privately where appropriate
  4. How can I ask a specific question? A: Again post it in a comment section relevant to the post/page.
  5. Do you only comment on commercial and public toilets? A: we specialise in the ‘away from home’ market which covers all toilets, equipment and services in that market Not domestic.
  6. I have a domestic toilet issue can you help? A: No but I can recommend a plumber.
  7. Can you visit a site to give advise?  A: Yes within reason there may be a charge dependent on location.
  8. Where is the best toilet in the world? A: The nearest one, when you need to go.
  9. Do you do public speaking on this subject? A: Yes, I am happy to talk on washrooms, washroom design, hygiene, children’s hygiene, hand washing, sustainability in the hospitality sector and I have also written editorial for trade and industry press.
  10. Do all toilets have to smell? A: No

3 thoughts on “FAQ’s

  1. Danny Wallace January 17, 2018 / 6:58 pm

    Hello Toilet Expert! My name’s Danny and I do a show on Radio X. My friend is 5’8.5″ and the seat of his new toilet comes in an approximately knee level. He has found in recent weeks that within minutes of taking to the throne, he suffers from pins and needles – in a way he never did before. It could obviously be a sign of general weakness. However, he theorises that perhaps his toilet is of a different size than his last one. Toilet Expert, do you have a theory as to why this could be?


    • toiletexpert November 15, 2018 / 11:17 am

      Hey Danny my friend, sorry this was never picked up and appreciate that I was probably the ‘butt’ of a joke or two. Anyway, I have come a long way from Prague and am now ‘officially’ The BBC’s Toilet Expert. So if you need to have a humorous toilet conversation at anytime you can always give me a bell. Iain (guy you met in Prague all those years ago!)


      • Danny Wallace November 15, 2018 / 11:48 am

        Whaaaat?! What a weird coincidence! Like… bizarre! No, you weren’t the butt of any jokes — I was looking to answer a weird question with proper facts! But how incredibly weird it turned out to be you!!


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